Lies per hour

Fucks left to give.

Basically, how many spoons someone has left, or how much bad and/or taxing stuff they’re capable of bearing today.

This would serve two purposes. One. It’d allow me to communicate more carefully or gently with those who require it, two, it’d give me real time feedback on shit I might’ve doing that’s causing a disproportionate amount of harm to someone else.

Ex: I can be in a wonderful mood and capable of taking all kinds of bad news, but asking me to go out of my way to do an act of service for someone else as a show of affection while I’m in the middle of some self-care after I’ve spent all day working in a service industry will tank my remaining fucks immediately. I’m absolutely certain that others around me have similar reactions to things that I do, and if I could see what they were, I could stop doing them inadvertently.

I just want a music player indicator to see what they are listening to without have to listen to their music. What they listen to can be pretty telling.

Would be magic if I could press pause as well, for the people without headphones on the train.

Interest level in current conversation. Not so much so I can see others but more so they can see mine.

The date they will die.

Various reasons.

Percentage of personal wealth donated in the last year to an org or person that they are not affiliated with.

moralistic integrity in comparison to social norms.

it’s basically a good vs evil bar.

Tiredness level

Time left to live. There’s plenty of useful things that tell you more about a person, but shinigami eyes would let you save lives and know it, even if no one else does

And if it turns out the number can’t be changed through your actions, that would tell you a lot. If nothing else, you could say goodbye to loved ones and get incredibly rich by finding a CEO about to run out of time

Contagion level.

I want to know how likely I am to get something from you. You won’t stay home, you won’t wear a mask, you won’t use protection, you won’t get vaccinated - you won’t be interacted with.

Limit underbreak brave quotient

None. Someday, some company will build and sell a tool that actually does that, and it will be hella privacy invasive. Actually, it’ll probably just be another invasive feature added to the Ray Ban perv glasses.

Asshole ratio: 0 % = best person in the world.
100 % = worst person in the world.

Computed as an average of bad “actions” with respect to all actions.

Good and bad evaluated with respect to proven positive impact on people’s lifes and the planet.

Time since last fart. Then I know if who smelt it did indeed deal it

Times they told the truth.

If it’s objective truth, sweet! Motherload I can asking anyone the a question to the secrets of the universe and know whether they’re wild guess was true!

If it’s subjective truth, also useful, but you know just lies or ignorance detector