Life isn’t a race. Hold onto your youth and don’t peak early, stay whimsical and have fun

Once you’re actually old, you’ll be glad that it’s at least a new experience

Shit literally tastes like medicine soda. If I wanted medicine soda I’d just drink some of that weirdass Fentiman’s curiosity cola

Bro even killed a damn elephant

Pretty sure at least one lake could be mistaken for a UFO

There used to be a lake right over there. Ducks would eat in it, children would swim in it, it was a great lake. One day these ducks were in the pond, and the temperature dropped so fast, that the lake just froze right up. The ducks didn’t die, they flew away and took that whole lake right with them. To this day I hear that lake is somewhere over in Georgia.