dustycups

And the ‘products’ they spruik:

‘it is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all.

This time its different - trust me bro™

Cat people > Lizard people

Edit: I’m not talking about pet owners.

Now this is a shower thought.

Despite my other comments, I suspect you are right.

Rich people living longer

Don’t burn it.