Looking at YappyMonotheist’s post history, I’m pretty sure they’re just a troll, I would just ignore and move on.

Even if you do fall under “far left politics”, you’ll still be shit on for being the wrong kind of leftist.

Hey, it’s a thing, blame the Japanese!

You fry the rice in ketchup, serve it in an omelette. Optionally top with more ketchup.

Can sub the ketchup for demi-glace if that is more palettable, but that’s way more effort than I’m willing to put in for lazy time breakfast food.

Fry the rice and egg up together with some soy sauce, add some garlic in whatever form, bonus points if you have any white pepper, suddenly elevated.

Or even just some ketchup, make omurice, can’t go wrong.