I’ll just say it’s an obituary and be confident that I won’t need to say more.
There’s an old Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what’s going on: “why do you always look at the cover but never inside?” “I’m looking for an obituary.” “An obituary? But those are in the back!” “Oh no, the obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page.”
Turns out I just posted this further up the page with different wording. 🙃
That Man Is Dead!
That disgusting thing isn’t a man.
Dehumanisation is the fascist playbook. Don’t be like them.
I think a lot of us are waiting for the same headline.
There is someone who works a new stand. Everyday an elderly man walks up to the stand, looks at the news papers and the walks of in disgust.
Eventually the worker stops the old man and asks him “Why do you do that every day?”
The old man says “I am looking for a specific obituary.”
The worker says “But the obituaries are in the back on the new paper.”
The old man says “Not this one.”
I check headlines everyday for the big win. Everyone at work is planning a huge party for when it happens. If I happen to be off shift that day I’ll be dancing in the streets with everyone else.
They don’t make a beer mug big enough for the celebration that will ensue after he dies.
I don’t think it’ll matter if I’m on shift or not…
“Xi Reads History Book; Realizes Taiwan Isn’t Part of China After All”
he’s dead
On weekends, we hear fireworks occasionally on the weekends. We assume it’s for whatever sports game is in season.
But I always check the headlines real quick
people now able to humanize those they do not understand
I think most people are able. Knowing how to act on it and being willing to do so are the two real problems here.
I think having covid repeatedly is stripping people of their humanity.
“So much new housing has been built, everyone can now afford buying their own before their 40s”
or better
“Corporations in fatal decline as most of the economy is now organised via cooperatives”
Actually most buisnesses in Europe arent corporations, because they dont really have shareholders.
By percentage, all most all corporations in America are private (99%+). The term has nothing to do with being public and selling stock over here.
“Law of equivalent exchange proven by science, Ted Cruz transmuted into enough pure energy to run planet for a century.”
“US Government collapses”
Obituary for CEOs of AI companies
Either the he’s dead or that the market has crashed and we’re entering recession. If the latter, people will have to realize the system doesn’t work and will be forced to mobilize like France. They won’t feel the comfort of “it’s not me yet”. It’ll be hell on earth :)
Epstein files fully released
Star Citizen announces 1.0 release date.
Users report that Half Life 3 was released last night. Valve spokesperson says: yeah we wanted to see how quickly people would notice
One day, my friend. At least Squadron has a Steam page and a release quarter now
Like if that meant something…
“Tech market crashing. Massive economic down turn.”
“Russia overwhelmed, can no longer sustain war.”
“United States completely crashes. Becomes third world country.”
“Upper class mass murder! Multiple billionaires and multi millionaires assassinated!”
“Against all expectations, the former United States of America has been replaced by a new, socialist government, and promised land back and self-determination up to and including secession for indigenous peoples.”
