I’ll just say it’s an obituary and be confident that I won’t need to say more.
There’s an old Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what’s going on: “why do you always look at the cover but never inside?” “I’m looking for an obituary.” “An obituary? But those are in the back!” “Oh no, the obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page.”
That Man Is Dead!
That disgusting thing isn’t a man.
Dehumanisation is the fascist playbook. Don’t be like them.
I think a lot of us are waiting for the same headline.
“Xi Reads History Book; Realizes Taiwan Isn’t Part of China After All”
people now able to humanize those they do not understand
I think most people are able. Knowing how to act on it and being willing to do so are the two real problems here.
I think having covid repeatedly is stripping people of their humanity.
“So much new housing has been built, everyone can now afford buying their own before their 40s”
or better
“Corporations in fatal decline as most of the economy is now organised via cooperatives”
Actually most buisnesses in Europe arent corporations, because they dont really have shareholders.
By percentage, all most all corporations in America are private (99%+). The term has nothing to do with being public and selling stock over here.
“Law of equivalent exchange proven by science, Ted Cruz transmuted into enough pure energy to run planet for a century.”
“US Government collapses”
Obituary for CEOs of AI companies
Either the he’s dead or that the market has crashed and we’re entering recession. If the latter, people will have to realize the system doesn’t work and will be forced to mobilize like France. They won’t feel the comfort of “it’s not me yet”. It’ll be hell on earth :)
Star Citizen announces 1.0 release date.
Users report that Half Life 3 was released last night. Valve spokesperson says: yeah we wanted to see how quickly people would notice
One day, my friend. At least Squadron has a Steam page and a release quarter now
Like if that meant something…
The death of Tryanny and all it’s orange forms
‘Massive Galactic Federation ship marks new beginning for humanity!’
Massive Galactic Orgy Underway!
“… as foodstock for the Hhftss Diregulum”
Their word for us translates roughly as “crunchy”.
“Donald Trump, Disgraced President of the USA, Dead at 81”
Trump sentenced to 400 years solitary confiment after being found guilty.
Drug found that can extend life to 500 years.
A quick death is too good for some
heheheh
>invents immortality
>sentenced to life in prison










