Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Could you give me a minute to think it over? Oh, wait, shit…
“What will be the official winning numbers, stated as five white-ball numbers in ascending order, followed by the Mega Ball and the Megaplier, for the Mega Millions drawing held on Tuesday, April 21, 2026 at 11:00 p.m. Eastern Time?”
You get the answer - the day after, on Wednesday. I don’t see any time-guarantee in the statement.
I can ask the longest and most complete question ever posed but if the genie is a trickster it’s always going to pan out that way.
Monkey’s paw: You get the numbers but miraculously 10,000 other people also get the winning numbers.
Ha ha this is really a good one, well done!
Does P=NP?
Does it get better?
What comes after death?
Monkey’s paw: You get the answer but you are also granted immortality.
Win-win
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What happened with ‘the safe’ that was on reddit years ago? OP never posted followup. Is he still alive? Was he taken by the underpeople? Did he release an eldritch monster?
When are you going to die?
Why does the universe exist?
Given a normal gaming computer running the most currently up to date version of Linux Mint and the rust programming language, what is the code required to make a program that can send files back in time without the need of anything more than a gigabyte of RAM to be able to send it if a single character is called out in the English language every 5 seconds until the code is completed?
How do we get to Longevity Escape Velocity?
How do we prevent Longevity Escape Velocity from causing a world-wide government deadlock?
That was the worst answer ever!
JK, well it’s not better today so let’s suffer less is my opinion. It’s not like L E.V is some sort of invincibility pill either, and to pile on top if that, rulers might think twice if they have to be around when their consequences (like fucking up the planet/their country) arrive.
Maybe people having an extra century or two will figure out things too, today is so hectic most people don’t have the time to get into politics.
Why do you think it would make some sort of deadlock if aging could be reversed enough?
As I pondered at what I could possibly ask, I blurted out “Do I get time to think about this or do I have to ask it like… right now?”
OH SHIT FUCK I DIDN’T MEAN TO ASK…
“It doesn’t matter anymore, now you don’t.”
And with that, I realized… I FUCKED UP…
:+
Where is the nearest intelligent life outside the solar system?
Why not “what specifically should scientists focus on to develop functional near or faster than light space travel?” Then people can just go check where the aliens are or are not!
I’d rephrase and ask "where is the most similarly advanced - relative to humans- intelligent life outside the solar system.
I wanna weed out all the low hanging fruit and find folks we might have a chance of talking to at some point.
At that point, why go for ‘similarly advanced’? Wouldn’t it be more beneficial to target intelligent life that has far outdone our own technologies?
We would probably have a better chance at real communication with them too
Nah, then they could murder us… It’s safer to find one just advanced enough but not too advanced…
The Avatar movie depicts what could happen in a scenario where we find intelligent life, but we’re the more advanced civilization.
